when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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