a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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