At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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