Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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