i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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