so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
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Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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