I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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