I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize