i don't like sucking hair
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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