where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I think my nap took me to another dimension
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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