I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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