I heard we made out
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
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He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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