I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I will pee on everything he values.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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