Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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