Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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