They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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