I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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