I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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