is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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