there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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