I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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