She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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