I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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