im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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