I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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