How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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