My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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