i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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