I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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