He is such a slut. More and more my type.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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