stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
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And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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