Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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