I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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