Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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