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Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
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you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
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