y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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