How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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