is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
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Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
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