You can't motorboat a personality
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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