Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
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I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
YAS. BRING CRAB.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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