Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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