Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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