i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Randomize