porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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