i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
no more duck duck goose at the bar
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
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I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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