are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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