yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
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Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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