What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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