need another drink. this is the easiest way
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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