When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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