If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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